sometimes, you make me wonder why I'm with you.

{husband&wife}

Johan : ©Honey, we have been married for 8 years and I didn't realize you have a mole on the tip of your nose©How can I miss that?

Linda : Seriously? It's been there since I was 5!

Johan : Do you know that people used to make clothes from mole fur?

Linda : ÜMy mole don't have fur!Ü

Johan : What are you saying? Of course mole have fur. It keeps them warm.

Linda : +My mole don't need fur to keep me warm!+

Johan : You have a mole? Where did you get them? Oh, you bought them? They actually sell mole?

Linda : *sharping a knife*

Johan : ©Oh, what are you cooking for dinner?©

Linda : ~YOU!~

Johan : OMG! I know you are a mole, but I don't know you are a murderer! You mole!

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{NLoveCanKillN}

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